No blowing on my street puhlease

There is a lady on my street who has an obsessive-compulsive thing with leaf blowers. We call her Blower Lady.

I think it would be highly beneficial for everyone involved in the situation if the damned things were just banned. Then we would be able to sleep in past 8am on Sundays and she would have an extra three hours in every day where she can do her other, quieter obsessive compulsive tasks, like picking the weeds out of her rock wall.

kthxbye.